Why in the hell?! (Quickly...)

How can I be understanding when I'm not being allowed to. I can't be understanding and say "go to bed ill talk to you later" because you say "but you want to talk" and I can't say "let's deal with this now" because you say "but I gotta be up early." Good fucking god man! Let me win! Fucking let me be understanding and give you what you're asking for! I'm being driven to insanity because I'm damned if I'm understanding and I'm damned if I'm not! Good fucking lord!